Russian Sugar

Sugar.

What a new missionary wanted to yell across the store to me in Russian: 

"Нам нужно купить сахар." (Nam nuzhno kupitʹ sakhar, or, "We need to buy sugar!")

What he actually yelled:

"Нам нужно купить суку." (Nam nuzhno kupitʹ suku, or, "We need to buy a b!+$h!")

-Jeffrey Glauser