A male patient is in a bed in the hospital with an oxygen
mask over his mouth and nose and is still heavily
sedated from an operation. A young nurse appears in his
room to check up on him.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind his mask, "are my testicles
black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies," I don't know, I'm only
here to check your stats." He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown,
takes a close look, and says, "There's nothing wrong with them!" The man removes his oxygen mask and says very slowly,
"Are--my--test--results--back?"
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