Wednesday, March 7, 2012

No Beating Around the Bush Here

"Nurse" in German.
A German nurse friend of mine remarked to me that she'd recently had an English-speaking patient. "I wasn't sure how to give him instructions, but it turned out just fine," she said. "We had to do a urine test."

"What did you say to him?" I asked.

"Piss in the bucket!" she said proudly.

1 comment:

  1. That is now what I'm going to tell Thom, my husband, before our road trips!